Brand doesn't matter... unlike size does matter!
The only reason i write this things down... is because the new rules, new chair i have, and sex life...Lately... the hottest topic in my department is shoes... and tank top. Now... everyone can't be themselves. We have to hide ourselves beneath all the high heels, all the make up, and all the hot three pieces clothes. And all the men have to wear a tie... including the general affair department. I thought this office have become sort of escort agency... So nice... while we have to face deadline until 2am, we have a heavy make up and you can't feel your feet because of the stupid rules. She was inspired by The Devil Wears Prada movie i think. The situation is not much different. The only obvious one is, that "The original devil" act, talk and have the capability to buy such things, and she have a nice body size (pardon me!). And the "Devil's wannabe" who call herself pig in front of her colleague, and also don't have the capability to buy such high end branded things. Now that her jealousy is heavier than her wight, she summon the rules... so now... we're working with the devil.
Relax a bit... now i have new chair, after 6 months i have to sit on a really... not decent chair. The brown colour already change into black. And it's a lil bit shiny and greasy... u know what i'm talking about :D And the best thing is... u can hardly feel your ass after 1 hour straight sitting on that chair.
And... you are waiting for the sex life topic?? Who's sex life topic? Anyone... what?
Ah... so you have a good make out last night? Until someone breast is too sensitive to touch :P
And.. you... okay you don't have anything to said? Let it be your secret then...
And... yes you mam... oh no... no comment?? Okay... sex is not taboo these days mam, if you don't know.
And... me? Oh... let me see, i have a nice journey... no... can't call it sex... i think it's love. Yes call me naive... Yes it is... like the killers song "It was only a kiss... how did it end up like this" What... u asking me what's so special about it? Well... you can say i still can remember his perfume... or the way his lips touch mine... or the way he end it up... even after 1000 years. The kiss that feels like having sex, two become one. Do you have a name for that kind of kiss?...
And now... all i can do is just staring at my stupid sex jamu for men, and a brand new durex lubricants from one of my friend, which standing at top of my monitor. You can use it... but it won't enhancing your size honey!
The size you have is like the quality you have, u can't cover it or hide it or make it up with any brand you wear...
posted by Jane Doe @ 5:25 PM
3 Comments:
well, for the first topic I guess it is like a hard hit to someone :P
and for the second topic, uuh you know how I love talking about sex,just not the detail one, especially in a public place. hahhaha.
and i guess that kiss should be called as nakedtraveller's kiss.
what do you think?
... not talk bout sex life isn't it?
Like first love gita... it's the clue
hahahha... Nakedtraveller's kiss with who? Only kisses can make him cirit birit? hahahahaha...
and sex, please do talk about it. at least it can keep our interest to the men. hahahahaha
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