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The first time advice

My first time travelling abroad...
Only remember few important things...
- Just keep relax until your flight is only 1 hour again and you haven't reach airport, and traffic jam is in front of you
- Find a good crazy driver to take you to airport!
- Make sure u don't drink anything... because when you late you have to run, and you don't have time to go to toilet...
- Make sure u have your pen, so you don't have to wait for another person to finish their card, and do it fast you're late!
- Make sure to tie all your small luggage with you, you might just left it behind.
- Try to be faster than TKI... they will try to hear your conversation, try to steal your queue line, just be barbaric when you have to face them!
- Find a decent seat with someone next to you already... it's a lot safer, than taking chance seat with a very cerewet emak-emak. 2 lagi!!!
- Make sure your guide friend not having food poison.
- Make sure you can convince anyone that you cartooned character visa is EXIST! and VALID!
- Make sure you got the right taxi driver... old chinese taxi driver will explain everything... but you can't hear their voice! And they will keep talking... just say okay okay....
- Make sure you never throw any receipt, anything!! Just keep everything in the small magic bag!
- And make sure... u don't say pantat at KL
- Make sure ur mind is good enough to remember where's seven eleven!
- Make sure you're not crazy... and impulsive

posted by Jane Doe @ 4:37 PM