Normal guide to double date with not-so-clear-marital-status neighbour with crazy Swedish, and vomiting-on-heavy-case girl with her imaginary date
B’s VERSIONYou win. Let's double date
Neighboor: Hi B!
Me:Hi neighboor! Are you married?.
Neighboor: I...
Me: Are you watching olympics (says this because she has been told to do so by Adrienne) . Olympics would be more fun if they are naked all the time. Did I tell you I do a lot sports I am an avid weigh lifter, I bench press 250 kilos with one arm every day. You can probably tell. My butt itches. You want to see my underwear? Their nice. My friend Intan says they look granny underwear but I think they are nice, they were cheap. Their new , I don't wear second hand underwear althouhg I am broke. Do you make a lot of money? How much?
Neighobor: Ahh
Me: Oh yeah, can I have some. Oh yeah are you married? Can I sleep with you now because I don't date. It's a long story, but I fate.
Neighboor: mmrr
Me: Meet my friend intan. Intan this my neighboor
Intan: Vomit
INTAN’s VERSION
You win. Let's double date
Neighboor: Hi B!
Me: Hey you! Oooh the weather is so nice, are you married?.
Neighboor: Whaaat...?
Me: Do you play golf? I can be golf balls. Do you like pets? I can behave like one... See... Now my butt itches. You want to see my underwear? They’re nice. My friend Intan said they look granny underwear but I think they are nice, they were cheap, and they keep finding their own way to stuck in my ass. They’re new , I don't wear second hand underwear although I am broke, but you know I wear side A and side B way, Intan is the one who teach me how. Do you make a lot of money? How much?
Neighobor: Whaaat...?
Intan: Yabadi yabada da da da... La la la
Me: Oh yeah, can I have some? I mean, all... Can I sleep with you now because I don't date. It's a long story, but I fate. I mean, I’m a maniac!
Neighboor: mmrr
Me: Meet my friend intan. Intan this my neighboor, she’s normal and beautiful! Really...
Intan: Vomit
posted by Jane Doe @ 10:31 AM
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Great work.
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