Clap Now!
He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, she loves me, i mean he loves me or maybe not. And I swear that I won't be better until he loves me. I don't like negotiation!Start having the big picture on what's this crap all about?
So the story goes, on one fine day, really one fine day...
A girl signed on the messenger and put a heart breaking, devastating, creating suicidal tendencies and homicidal imagination... (Please understand, I have to spice up this life a bit so trust me this is truly one devastating status)
"It won't make any sounds if only one hand that's clapping."
First of all, I guess all the kindergarten kids know that clapping need two hands.
Second of all, why she has to ruin my fine day when i looked really good with my super sexy new white pants. I decided i have to let her suffer no more. I decided to give her some revelation.
"Yes sweetie, there won't be any noise if it's only one hand that's clapping. But in case you haven't heard, clap means to striking together two flat surfaces, as in the body parts... not necessarily hands. So, have you got the big picture? Ney? Okay... lift your right hand up then strike your hand and your cheek, i bet it makes some sounds. Nice and unforgettable, oh i forgot to add some shame."
I bet there's a bitter smile across, did I just cyber slap you?
And what the f@*k... now her status is "You got me begging you for mercy..."
Get yourself a sex doll... Girl, you need to get laid, real hard!
posted by Jane Doe @ 9:41 AM
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