Beijing Olympic 18/08/08
Table Tennis• Singapore should not put a Whang-kers with "not-in-shape" look to compete in table tennis.
• In winner ceremony, please highlight more on the girl with the blue dress.
Swimming
• Michael Phelps is alittle bit overrated, but he's ok!
• Man in LZR racer is now hotter than in speedo style.
Tennis
• Only remember having a rush of libido when Rafael Nadal lying down and screaming...
JADE SEAH wore too much clothes on! And she's stupid! Please put FIONA XIE—our national hero—to replace this dum dum.
Men's Floor Exercises
• China, Japan and Spain, not shave their armpit.
• Brazil's male gymnast seemed to have no problem at all to get in touch with his feminine side.
• German's gymnast crotch zoom-in and slow motion replay, did jellied me down.
• I must vote for more slow motion replay.
• I must say that matching underwear's color with loose pants will look better on TV! It's do-able.
• Russia was grouchy as always... no fun or sense of humor at all, he had the grudge for China's gymnast. How come this little prick with unshaved armpit and smal body won the gold medal?!
• The girls in the blue dress for winner ceremony this time sucks. Only one that has a nice boobs.
• Oh there you go again... Nice boobs
Women's Vault
• German sent the wrong sex to compete in Women Gymnastic. Oksana is a man.
• I understand the concept of "stand-out," but they seemed to not understand the word elegant. For fuck's sake, shiny-shiny is overrated. Again, better fashion advisor needed.
• China's gymnast starting pose, looks like that she has a 3 sec. heartattack.
• So called "Brazil's butterfly" keep spitting on her hands.
• I forgot who keeps licking her hands after touching the powder on the floor...
Men's Pommel Horse
• I'm not a man but my legs turned to jelly, I feel like I have balls too.
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