Paris Je t'aime
A monologue by a manOpening scene from Paris Je t'aime
Stupid face
Youngsters
Damn... There's no woman that's still single now.
How tragic, all of them are taken
Although i have everything that a woman might like
I'm good looking, i have a nice car
It'll working after coming back from the car service
Well one of the wiper isn't working
And there's only one airbag that's working
But I have a good sense of humour
I can laugh almost at everything
Including my self
But i'm alone in this world
A monologue by a girl
Might be a replacement for Paris Je t'aime opening scene
Stupid face
Homophobic and maniac!
Damn... There's no good looking man that's still single now.
How tragic, either they're gay or taken
Although i have everything that a man might like
I'm good looking, i don't have a nice car, but i know how to drive a nice car!
You can still use a public transportation
Well, if you're claustrophobic you'll feel nauseous a bit
And you'll have to hold your breath and try to squeeze or should i say suit your self inside a bus or train full of people some of them smells good, but mostly smells like they're wearing amoniac as perfume
But I have a good sense of humour
I can laugh almost at everything
Including my self and my fat ass!
But i'm alone in this world well... empty
posted by Jane Doe @ 10:30 PM
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