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Ten Things I HATE about you...

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots.
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh.
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around.
And the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly…
I hate the way I don’t hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, NOT EVEN AT ALL!

posted by Jane Doe @ 9:19 PM